Introduction
Well, hi there. Seeing as how you're here, you're probably wondering who we all are. My name's Kunzite.
I'm Jadeite.
I'm Nephrite.
I'm Zoisite. And together, we make up the Shitennou!
What are we doing on the internet, you ask? Good question, considering that we're all currently sitting on Mamoru's desk, sealed inside little inanimate rocks.
Well, being a rock is rather boring you see. Putting glue in Zoisite's hair gel will only provide so much entertainment.
That was you?!
So then we decided that perhaps investing in a computer will help pass the time. But when we decided to type our names into Google and find out what the world thinks of us, we made a horrible discovery.
Not only are there very few websites featuring us, but those that do usually only care about our anime counterparts! According to most of the world, I'm sealed inside a big crystal right now...
I've got the hots for some jr. high kid...
And my relationship with Zoisite is rather too close for comfort.
*shudder*
For this reason, we decided to take drastic measures.
Take over the world?
Nope...
Destroy the computer?
Fun idea, but no. Instead we decided to let the truth be known.
In other words, we wanted to make our own website.
But there was only one problem...
None of us have ever made a website before! And despite having nothing better to do than argue over who had the most tragic death scene, we all have the attention span of a two-year-old.
That is when we decided that perhaps we would need help.
We did a search for the greatest, most accurate fanfic ever!
We didn't find it. However, we did stumble across a fanfic that featured
us for about two paragraphs.
We think our research was flawed. And that maybe there are better keywords out there than "hot evil men"
That was good enough for us. So what did we do?
What any half-decent ex-villain would do. Kidnapped her, of course!
We soon discovered that she was the greatest webmistress ever!
*whispers* Actually, we only picked her because she was the only one willing to work so cheap.
So allow us to introduce our webmistress, Spirit!
That's Spirit-hime to you, Kunkun. Just remember to pay me in Pocky and
you've got yourself a deal.
Stop calling me Kunkun. I'm a good five years older than you.
Would you prefer the derogatory fangirl "sempai"? SEMMMMPAAAAIIIII~!
*snicker* I think we chose a winner there...Kunkun.
*draws sword* I dare you to say that again.
Is that so, Kunkun? *runs away with Kunzite chasing*
*sweatdrop* Spirit-hime, will you say hi to our visitors?
Konnichi wa minna! I hope you like Peppermint Storm!
Question. Why "Peppermint Storm"? As far as I can tell it really has nothing to do with anything...
In Seramyu you guys sing a song with the four Inner senshi and one of the lines in it was "pepaaminto no arashi", which translates to Peppermint Storm.
So what did they--I mean we--mean when we said that?
Just what Zoi said. It had nothing to do with anything.